I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
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Lightning Rod of Hate
- Drew: You know, believe it or not, you're not the first possessed girl scout I've seen.
- Ryan: No, Drew. Those were girls you paid to PRETEND they were girl scouts.
- Drew: Yeah, tell your wife I said hello.
- Colin: Hey, make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your Lightning Rod of Hate!
We interrupt this crap for a cute picture of a president and his dog.
obamoe
kawaiima
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Damn, I wish I had a lion who gave uplifting, comforting snuggles…
(Source: shitshilarious, via kurtbastian)
(Source: lieutenant-sarcasm)
Became the sidekick of Captain America
Oh dear, he’s too delicate to handle me. This won’t end well.
First kiss stolen by Thor
I approve
Became the sidekick of Hawkeye.
I hope sidekick duty involves groping his ass.
Become the sidekick of The Hulk
hahahahahahaha
Bound for life to Hawkeye. Not bad.
Wrecking havoc with Hawkeye.
Wrecking havoc with Bruce Banner. Fuck yeah.
isolated on an island with captain america.
First kiss stolen by
Loki
nopeshared an ice cream with Phil Coulson.
suck it, tumblr.
Swapped personalities with Captain America? Meh.
Also, I want to punch my twin sister for being so gosh darn impatient coming out of the womb. COULDN’T YOU HAVE WAITED ONE STINKING DAY?!
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